THE TOP 10 HOLLYWOOD BOMBSHELLS

What up people. I hope you all had a sweet ass Thanksgiving. I have a heavy heart right now cause The Shield is finally over and its ending was as expected.......unexpected. I was tempted to post up my tribute to The Shield but I'm gonna need some more time for that. So I've decided to post the next best thing, a Top 10 post. I thought long and hard and settled on dividing the Women categories into 3 subgroups.

• Actresses
• Models
• Musicians

If you think I should add another category, then PLEASE feel free to let me know!
So.
I present to you THE TOP 10 HOLLYWOOD BOMBSHELLS......



10.) MEGAN FOX

Sorry Hideous. I now will contribute to the hordes of men declaring Ms. Fox to be just that, a Fox. You can expect to see this little firecracker eat up the silver screen for years to come.



9.) JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT

Jennifer Love Hewitt first became relevant after Can't Hardly Wait. She has NEVER made a good movie and probably never will. But who cares? My girlfriend just informed me that she actually has a music CD out. Wow. Who knew?

8.) LACEY CHABERT

She was the sidekick of No. 6 in the movie Mean Girls and has had more voice over roles than actual acting roles. It's okay though, a soothing voice goes a long way in my book. Plus she looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt but better. Can't go wrong with that.

7.) SCARLETT JOHANSSON

Scarlett has NO problem sampling men. From Derek Jeter to Justin Timberlake to even Benicio Del Toro, who is like in his 40's. The Good News: Scarlett likes ALL types of men from ALL different age groups. The Bad News: Despite the wide range of men that she digs, you STILL will never be near that range.

6.) RACHEL McADAMS

Rachel McAdams, the original "Mean Girl". We all saw her in Wedding Crashers and fell in love with her sophisticated style and "down to earth" attitude. If you can't take this girl home to mom then who can you take?

5.) TIFFANI AMBER THIESSEN

We knew her as Kelly Kapowski. I always wondered why her career never really took off. She had the looks, personality and established fan base but just never really did much of anything. What a shame.



4.) GINA GERSHON

Gina Gershon is easily the most "mature" female on this list at the youthful age of 46. You've seen her play a lesbian ex-con in Bound, a stripper in Showgirls and the wife of the bad ass, Castor Troy, in Face Off. Oh yeah, and she was in that Lenny Kravitz video too, called "Again". She has by far, the most unique and sultry smile in existence.

3.) JESSICA BIEL

What is it about Jessica Biel? Guys, help me out here to pinpoint it. But whatever it is, it was enough to land her at the No. 3 spot. Congrats Jessica Biel, congrats.

2.) VANESSA HUDGENS

It's official. Vanessa Hudgens is well past the legal age of consent. Check it out for yourself http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanessa_hudgens. She's 5'3 of pure exoticness and shows great potential to remain high in the list of bombshells for years to come.
Next time you hear somebody ask "Who's Kim Kardashian"? just say she's that girl that looks like Vanessa Hudgens...... but on crack.



1.) ANGELINA JOLIE

Do I even gotta write anything?

Seriously.

IN ECONOMIC NEWS

Aight. I was watching some coverage on the Automaker Bailout last night during my graveyard shift and I was in awe. These 3 CEOs were pretty damn arrogant. Now I fully understand the repercussions America will feel if the "BIG 3" go under but they could at LEAST look legit in their "begging" of American taxpayers. Congress grilled them on their arrival to the hearing in luxury private jets. The jets cost $20,000 a pop (round trip) as compared to the $288.00 round trip ticket in a coach seat. Lol. One of the congressmen even went as far as to read out each CEO's annual salary and ask if they'd be willing to lower that salary to just $1... in good faith to show the American public that they're committed to solving this financial crisis. Each CEO basically answered "no"......but just really sugar coated it. When asked straight up if $25 Billion would ABSOLUTELY be enough to end this crisis, CEO Alan Mulally blunted stated that if it wasn't........they basically would come back and ask for more. Alan Mulally will make $35 Million dollars this year alone, not including stocks and additional incentives.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT TO BIG C!

Casey is a best friend of mine that I've known for about 15 years. Although you might know him as LONGHORNTROOP. I grew up with this guy and have been through damn nearly EVERYTHING with him. Well his birthday just passed and I'd figure I show some Birthday love on the site. So I hope your day was all that and I'll see your ass December 23rd for our annual reunion.

GARY PAYTON AND DMX

NOT SINCE THE DAYS OF GARY PAYTON HAS THERE BEEN SUCH CLOSE RESEMBLANCES BETWEEN NBA PLAYERS AND THE REST OF THE WORLD. WELL THOSE DAYS ARE UPON US AGAIN. I PRESENT TO YOU 3 POINTLESS (BUT NOTABLE) SIMILARITIES BETWEEN A FEW NBA PLAYERS AND HOLLYWOOD LAND.

RODNEY STUCKEY AND 50 CENT

LAMAR ODOM AND BERNARD HOPKINS

PAU GASOL AND BIG BIRD

IF I LEFT ANYONE OUT, LEMME KNOW!

WHO DO YOU THINK I LEFT OUT????

Got some good feedback on the OVERRATED list......so much appreciation people. Y'all slipped in some names that you thought should have made that list and I'm in definite agreement with 2 of them. So directly to the RIGHT of this post is a 'POLL-slash-SURVEY' where you people can vote as to who should be thrown up on "THE TOP 10 OVERRATED HOTTIES" list.

j.LO

PAM ANDERSON

MEGAN FOX

PLACE YOUR VOTES............
MANY MORE TOP 10's COMING SOON!

THE TOP 10 MOST OVERRATED "HOTTIES"

With so many lists to compose I figure I better get a jump on it. I wanted to start off with a topic not TOO serious so I decided to go with the ever popular WOMEN topic. Now women as a "topic" can be broken down into SEVERAL categories and lists.....but I'm going to go with the unconventional "TOP TEN OVERRATED WOMEN" list. Needless to say, when I say "overrated" I'm referring to their appearance and overall "physical status/rank" within the entertainment industry. You may think I'm going a lil hard on them but I'm just saying what needs to be said.

So......without further delay, I present to you number:

10.) TILA TEQUILA

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
Tila, whose real name is 'Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen', is petite but not in a "good" way. Usually when a girl lacks a figure (Basement and Balcony) they are GOLDEN in the face area. Not so with Tila. It's like E.T. and Sam Cassell went out for a dinner and a movie...... engaged in intercourse......and out came Tila Tequila.



9.) KELLY RIPA

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
Kelly is the co-host of Regis and Kelly and the poster child for soccer moms everywhere. She rules the Tide marketing campaign with her commercials and seemed to have earned the label of MILF. LOL....I.....THINK.....NOT. Simply put, she's got the Chihuahua face thing going on and seems to only be able to go from pasty white to bright red tanned.




8.) Penelope Cruz

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
They don't even let this dumb chick talk anymore when she does commercials. She's been an American actress for HOW MANY years!!?? Learn the fucking language already! You're eyebrows are almost as thick as you're nauseating accent.



7.) HALLE BERRY

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
The nude scene in Swordfish? Nope. The sex scene in Monster's Ball? Negative. There is just NOTHING this chick can do to convince me that she is ANYWHERE near above average when it comes to looks. And that Academy Award speech she gave.....god damn! Throw in her inability to drive and she's lucky she's even at No. 7.



6.) JESSICA SIMPSON

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
Is she stacked? Yes. Does that make her "HOT", absolutely not. From her ridiculous "man jaw" to her hideous smile, I'm clueless as to when it became okay to call Jessica Simpson "HOT". Buffalo wings anyone?



5.) Cameron Diaz

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
The Mask was made over a decade ago and that's precisely when this chick stopped being "HOT". WTF was Justin Timberlake thinking? If you've seen her in Any Given Sunday, then you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about. She's just old and gross....plain and simple.



4.) Alicia Keys

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
Tight stomach and that's where it ends with this broad. I take that back, the girl can sing no doubt. And THAT's where it ends. From her clothes, to her man voice...... to her lanky, curveLESS body its just too much to overlook. She reminds me of this dood I used to ball it up with in the park, even more when she rocks the braids. Nuff said.



3.) Britney Spears

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
Whenever I come across a debate with a friend about the so called "HOTNESS" of a star, I will unleash my "Any Chick At The Mall" comparison. Some dipshit comes at me trying to "explain" why Britney Spears is "HOT" and I'll inform him that I can go to ANY local mall and find at LEAST one female that is "HOTTER" than Britney Spears. Consider all 10 of these women to fit my "Any Chick At The Mall" gauge. Britney Spears is the most "average" girl on this list. She's not ugly but she's not "HOT", not by a longshot. But her popularity alone explains why she is so high on this list.



2.) Paris Hilton

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
This skinny bitch needs to eat a burger or some shit. Once I see some spine on a female, that's it! Pointy nose, pointy chin and ZERO curves makes for a slam dunk case as to why this idiot is No. 2. Factor in her bottomless bank account, lack of contribution to society and obliviousness to reality, Paris Hilton is 5'8 of absolute NOTHINGNESS.



1.) Lindsay Lohan

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
Some things in life just cannot be explained. Lindsay Lohan is one of those things. People, WHAT THE FUCK is up with this bitch?! She's ugly, no she's FUGLY and Maxim keeps putting her disgusting ass in their 'Hottest 100'. From her frog voice to the phenomenal amount of freckles over her ENTIRE body, it just doesn't end with this beast. And to top shit off, even her Hollywood peers proclaim her to be a stupid, self absorbed bitch. Now you know you've hit rock bottom when Hollywood turns it's back on you.

I don't use the word "hate" very often because I find it to be a strong word. Well let the record show that I fuckin LOATHE Lindsay Lohan. She represents ALL that is evil in this world. The site of her aggravates my stomach and gives me a headache. Now if you will excuse me, I need to go pop some Excedrin, chug some Pepto and take a nap.






So there it is people. I hope this stirs up some laughs and plenty of feedback. Get at me.

HEY!...GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!

Consider this entry unplanned and provoked.

What is the god damn deal with truck drivers driving in the fast lane....but only going between 60 and 62 M.P.H.??? I used to manage a 24 Hr. restaurant and I would have endless conversations with truck drivers. And one thing THEY all used to gripe about was "civilian" drivers clogging up the left lane. One guy would always say...."If you wanna get somewhere fast, all you gotta do is get behind a truck driver"........BULLshit! You dumbfucks all block the fuckin freeway, driving side by side, blocking 3 lanes at once and all going at a lighting speed of 60 M.P.H. Seriously.........you got dozens of cars behind you and the next fuckin car in front of you is about a quarter of a mile ahead of you. Who the fuck does this?

Until you dipshits get your act together, you can count on my ass switching lanes, speeding up and cutting your asses off. AND I'll prolly end up braking too, knowing my vengeful ass. So expect to downshift until i decide to get off the damn freeway.

You're not driving Optimus Prime assholes!!!

LIFE IS NOTHING MORE THAN LISTS OF TOP 10'S

I love to debate about shit. I love to hear other people's points of view, especially if they are walking down a different path than me. Recently, I've noticed that itemizing and prioritizing my likes, dislikes, views and opinions is a GREAT way to get people to have a better understanding of who I am.....and it's also a great way to PISS people off too. Lol. A Top 10 list can easily get you 10 or 20 comments on your post these days, which often leads to the creation of other posts and thus, furthers the deabte. And that's why we're on here right?...to discuss, communicate and exchange thoughts on anything and everything. So thanks to some conversations that I've had recently with my girl Rachel, and my boys Dame and Tito...I've decided to begin releasing some Top 10 lists. These lists will cover topics like music, movies, sports, woman, history, politics and basically anything i find relevant, interesting or remotely funny. So I hope you guys enjoy the lists and I'm hoping it will generate some serious convo..... and perhaps inspire y'all to come up with your own TOP 10's.

KING JAMES?

This one had me ROLLIN!!!

TRIED. CONVICTED. SENTENCED.

The following video shows an officer shooting a suspect after he pulls out a toy gun on him, back in June of this year. I respect the difficult job that these officers face every day they show up to work but what happened that day (according to reports) seems to be a gross injustice. According to the M.E.'s report, the suspect was shot 11 times and the majority of the wounds were to the back. What's NOT shown in this version of the video is the officer CONTINUING to fire from the other side of the car SEVERAL seconds after his initial shot. The officer was cleared to go back to work after a grand jury found no wrong doing in the video. If anyone wants a link to see the UNCUT version showing the continued firing, let me know.






What ever happened to just 2 in the chest? Lemme know what your thoughts are on this one.

MAX PAYNEful TO WATCH

When i was a kid i LOVED video games. But as i grew older my love faded. But with such systems as PS2, PS3 and X-Box 360 my love for games has been revived from time to time with certain games. One of the first video games that captured my heart for the 2nd time was Max Payne. A revolution of a game, it was like nothing i had ever played before. The graphics, the storyline and effects that were the first of their kind. So one could imagine my excitement when i had first heard back in March that Max Payne was coming to the silver screen.

Not what i had expected.


Mark Wahlberg. One of my favorite actors. So i was stoked. But aside from the few well shot action scenes and his presence....the film was a bust. The screenplay was horrific. It seemed like a group of highschool drama students wrote these lines. The supporting cast was broke. Mila Kunis from That 70's Show, Ludacris and that guy from Prison Break are Mark's co-stars and are 80% responsible for the failure of this movie. WTF!! Why would you put actors in a movie that has such potential who are cursed by their prior definitive roles??? You just can't take them serious.


What really disappointed me was the fact that the director took a phenomenal game which had a cult following and pimped it out to mainstream Hollywood. They made it into a PG-13 movie when the concept and story is clearly a twisted and demented Rated R film. But they "sold out" and thus the quality of the film suffered. A real masterpiece could have come from this film but instead we got left with a fraction of its capability to amaze.

THE TOP 10 MOST ANNOYING ATHLETES

10. Tony Stewart - This fat ass is a race car driver? Driving cars is NOT a sport!

9. Tiger Woods - Not even a real "athlete". Talented? Yes. Worth the hype? No.

8. Shaquille O'Neal - Never had talent. Just physical dominance. Clear as day now.

7. Pacman Jones - Must he celebrate every single tackle? Fuckin degenerate.

6. Tim Sylvia - Nothing annoys me more than guys with guts in ANY ring.

5. LeBitch James - Overrated. Period. And can't keep his nails out of his mouth.

4. T.O. - Stop bouncing while walking and tilting your head back in between plays.

3. Oscar DLH - When did it become "ok" for this fag to only fight twice a year?

2. Wade Phillips - This fat ass's smile makes me want to smash my t.v.

1. Floyd Mayweather - Somebody bitch slap this clown on the street, please.

BITCH MOVE......

Just when you thought a person couldn't act anymore like a BITCH.....you delete yourself AND your blog off the myspace friends list AND remove MINE and LEXXX's blog from yours?? God damn that's wack! Female tendencies run all through your actions homie....lol....you took a pretty bad beating these past few days so take some time to lick your wounds and get back at me when you're ready to get back on track with shit.

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— The First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution



I KNOW 3 DOODS ALONG WITH MYSELF THAT HAVE AND WILL CONTINUE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS LOVELY RIGHT. THERE WILL BE NO PREACHING GOING ON....JUST GOOD OL' FASHIONED VOICING OF OPINION. FROM SPORTS, TO POLITICS, TO EVERYDAY RANDOM SHIT....I GUARANTEE IT WILL BE COVERED SOMEWHERE IN THIS BLOG OR IN ONE OF THE OTHER 3 LINKS AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE. SO WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE...CHECK 'EM OUT...BROWSE THROUGH 'EM AND READ AN ENTRY.....LEAVE A RESPONSE....IT'S REALLY SIMPLE. WHO KNOWS...IT JUST MAY INSPIRE YOU TO WRITE UP YOUR OWN THOUGHTS.....

FUCK FLOYD MAYWEATHER.....

IMA BE FRANK WITH EVERYONE AND JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT......I'M A LIL TIRED WITH EVERYONE ON FLOYD MAYWEATHER'S DICK! SERIOUSLY. THE DOOD IS NOT THAT GOOD. I WON'T GO AS FAR TO SAY THAT HE'S OVERRATED BUT I WILL SAY THAT THE DOOD IS JUST A GENETIC FREAK. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. THE DOOD IS FAST, REALLY FAST. BUT THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS. AND FLOYD ISN'T THE ONLY FREAK IN BOXING....YOU GOT BOXERS LIKE PAUL WILLIAMS AND NIKOLAY VALUEV WHO BOTH RECENTLY SUFFERED SOME DECISON LOSSES. PROVING THAT ALL MEN HAVE THEIR WEAKNESSES AND ACHILLE'S HEELS. TRUTH IS....NO ONE HAS FOUND FLOYD'S YET...OR AT LEAST HAS BEEN ABLE TO EXPLOIT IT (ALTHOUGH JOSE LUIS CASTILLO DID IN THEIR FIRST FIGHT). ALOTTA PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT MAYWEATHER HAS HIT THE CANVAS BEFORE...SO THE DOOD IS NOT INVINCIBLE.

HIS WHOLE TRAINING ROUTINE IS TO TRAIN FOR 15/5 MINUTE ROUNDS. WHAT DOES THAT TELL ME? WELL, THAT THE GIRL LIKES TO RUN....THE PUSSY WON'T FIGHT. WHERE'S THE GLORY IN THAT?

AND ANY BOXER WHO RETIRES WITH LESS THAN 40 FIGHTS UNDER HIS BELT SHOULD BE LABELED A BITCH. ESPECIALLY WITH SUCH CONTROVERSY LINGERING AROUND. YOU STILL GOT MARGARITO, COTTO, WILLIAMS, AND PAC-MAN WHO ARE FAR MORE CREDIBLE THAN HIS LAST FEW MAJOR "OPPONENTS". LOOK REALLY HARD AT FLOYD'S RESUME AND IT'S NOTHING REALLY TO BE PROUD OF. CONSIDERING THE WEIGHTS AND AGES OF HIS OPPONENTS.

FLOYD ISN'T A FIGHTER...AND HE'S BARELY A BOXER....HE'S MORE OF A DANCER....AN ENTERTAINER. ALL SHOW. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE GUY MAKE AN ENTRANCE INTO THE RING??!!! JESUS! THOSE ENTRANCES HAVE ATTENTION SEEKER WRITTEN ALL OVER THEM....INSECURITY FUELS THIS BITCH'S LIFE. HIS MOMMY COMPLEX HAS CAUGHT UP TO HIM. HE HAS NO HEART AND NO CLASS WHATSOEVER. AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION....THE BITCH IS A WIFE BEATER....ONLY A PUSSY HITS HIS LADY.


BOTTOM LINE, FLOYD "PRETTY BITCH" MAYWEATHER IS A FUCKIN CLOWN. HE SHOULDN'T HAVE RETIRED AND NEEDS TO STOP DEMANDING ATTENTION. IT'S WEAK. HE CLAIMS HE'S BETTER THAT SUGAR RAY LEONARD AND ROBINSON??? WOW. HE NEEDS TO FINISH HIS SPOTTY CAREER FIRST BEFORE HE ATTEMPTS TO WEDGE HIS WEAK ASS RECORD IN WITH LEGENDS LIKE THE ABOVE MENTIONED. HE REMINDS ME OF THOSE BITCH ASS DOODS THAT GET ON A HOT STREAK AT THE POKER TABLE AND THEN GET UP AND LEAVE BEFORE THEY GIVE EVERYONE A CHANCE TO WIN SOME MONEY BACK. COME BACK TO THE TABLE FLOYD......SCARED YOUR LUCK WAS ABOUT TO RUN OUT?

THE LIST OF LOATHE

I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE THINGS SLOWLY FOR NOW. I WANNA KINDA GET A FEELING FOR HOW THIS WORKS AND I DON'T WANNA JUMP INTO CONTROVERSY TOO SOON. SO IT GOT ME THINKING :)

I'M NOT REALLY ONE TO HATE. BUT I AM HUMAN AND I MUST ADMIT THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE/THINGS THAT DO GET ON MY FUCKIN NERVES. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE LIST OF LOATHE. I'M GOING TO SPIT OUT SOME NOUNS AND ARRANGE THEM IN AN ORDER OF EMOTION. THE LIST IS THERE TO INVITE CONVERSATION AND I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO CREATE THEIR OWN LIST OF LOATHE. IT'S ALMOST, THERAPEUTIC ;)

LIST OF LOATHE

1.) TIME WARNER

2.) ANYONE PROMOTING "VITAMIN WATER"

3.) THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

4.) CRAP T.V. SERIES: HOUSE OF PAYNE/THE CLOSER

5.) PUFF DADDY

6.) OPRAH WINFREY

7.) STUDIO GANGSTAS

8.) ZAZA PACHULIA, ANDERSON VAREJAO, FABRICIO OBERTO ETC.

9.) MC DONALD'S

10.) FLOYD MAYWEATHER

GET BACK AT ME ON THIS!

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AND SO IT BEGINS...

I MUST ADMIT THAT I'M STILL UNCLEAR AS TO WHAT THE FUCK A "BLOG" IS. SO I FIGURE I'LL ROLL WITH IT AND JUST MAKE IT WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT IT TO BE. AS I BROWSE THROUGH SOME OF THESE "BLOGS" BEING POSTED I HAVE COME TO REALIZE THAT NOT EVERYONE SHOULD BE ENTITLED TO HAVE A "BLOG". SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST NOT INTERESTING ENOUGH OR PLAIN OL' STUPID. SO LABEL ME VAIN FOR CONTINUING WITH MINE. I WILL DO MY BEST TO NOT POST "RANDOM" THOUGHTS ABOUT MY DAY WITHOUT AT LEAST FOLLOWING UP ON THEM WITH SOME SORT OF INTERESTING QUESTION OR STATMENT. I ALSO WANNA MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO KEEP THIS BLOG AS INTERACTIVE AS POSSIBLE, I'M NOT BIG ON JUST TALKING TO MYSELF, SO THE BIGGER THE AUDIENCE THE BETTER. THINK OF THIS AS MY INTRO AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO POSTING SOME REAL SHIT PRETTY SOON. I APPRECIATE YOU ALL THAT ARE READING AND LOOK FORWARD TO STIRING SHIT UP.





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