Wednesday, November 5, 2008

HEY!...GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!



Consider this entry unplanned and provoked.

What is the god damn deal with truck drivers driving in the fast lane....but only going between 60 and 62 M.P.H.??? I used to manage a 24 Hr. restaurant and I would have endless conversations with truck drivers. And one thing THEY all used to gripe about was "civilian" drivers clogging up the left lane. One guy would always say...."If you wanna get somewhere fast, all you gotta do is get behind a truck driver"........BULLshit! You dumbfucks all block the fuckin freeway, driving side by side, blocking 3 lanes at once and all going at a lighting speed of 60 M.P.H. Seriously.........you got dozens of cars behind you and the next fuckin car in front of you is about a quarter of a mile ahead of you. Who the fuck does this?

Until you dipshits get your act together, you can count on my ass switching lanes, speeding up and cutting your asses off. AND I'll prolly end up braking too, knowing my vengeful ass. So expect to downshift until i decide to get off the damn freeway.

You're not driving Optimus Prime assholes!!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

“If you wanna get somewhere fast, all you gotta do is get behind a truck driver"........BULLshit!”

ahhh life in the Great State of Texas… lol

pensiveLION said...

Let me start by saying that in the great city of El Paso, TEXAS, there is no such thing as the fast lane. But i categorize people who talk on their cell phones while driving the same way Cerebral categorizes slow ass truck drivers. If you cant maintain a respectable speed (70-75 mph) while talking on the phone.... DONT ANSWER THE FUCKIN CALL.

Casey Culler said...

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/11/07/vo.australia.baby.hippo.cnn

haha...it has nothing to do with your post...but i thought it is hilarious

THE CEREBRAL BEAST said...

Dame - I'm telling ya...you haven't lived until you've spent a week in El Paso homie. Lol


Tito - Cell Phone users beware....I just might throw up an entry about you dumbasses who can't talk or text while driving.