THE TOP 10 HOLLYWOOD BOMBSHELLS

What up people. I hope you all had a sweet ass Thanksgiving. I have a heavy heart right now cause The Shield is finally over and its ending was as expected.......unexpected. I was tempted to post up my tribute to The Shield but I'm gonna need some more time for that. So I've decided to post the next best thing, a Top 10 post. I thought long and hard and settled on dividing the Women categories into 3 subgroups.

• Actresses
• Models
• Musicians

If you think I should add another category, then PLEASE feel free to let me know!
So.
I present to you THE TOP 10 HOLLYWOOD BOMBSHELLS......



10.) MEGAN FOX

Sorry Hideous. I now will contribute to the hordes of men declaring Ms. Fox to be just that, a Fox. You can expect to see this little firecracker eat up the silver screen for years to come.



9.) JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT

Jennifer Love Hewitt first became relevant after Can't Hardly Wait. She has NEVER made a good movie and probably never will. But who cares? My girlfriend just informed me that she actually has a music CD out. Wow. Who knew?

8.) LACEY CHABERT

She was the sidekick of No. 6 in the movie Mean Girls and has had more voice over roles than actual acting roles. It's okay though, a soothing voice goes a long way in my book. Plus she looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt but better. Can't go wrong with that.

7.) SCARLETT JOHANSSON

Scarlett has NO problem sampling men. From Derek Jeter to Justin Timberlake to even Benicio Del Toro, who is like in his 40's. The Good News: Scarlett likes ALL types of men from ALL different age groups. The Bad News: Despite the wide range of men that she digs, you STILL will never be near that range.

6.) RACHEL McADAMS

Rachel McAdams, the original "Mean Girl". We all saw her in Wedding Crashers and fell in love with her sophisticated style and "down to earth" attitude. If you can't take this girl home to mom then who can you take?

5.) TIFFANI AMBER THIESSEN

We knew her as Kelly Kapowski. I always wondered why her career never really took off. She had the looks, personality and established fan base but just never really did much of anything. What a shame.



4.) GINA GERSHON

Gina Gershon is easily the most "mature" female on this list at the youthful age of 46. You've seen her play a lesbian ex-con in Bound, a stripper in Showgirls and the wife of the bad ass, Castor Troy, in Face Off. Oh yeah, and she was in that Lenny Kravitz video too, called "Again". She has by far, the most unique and sultry smile in existence.

3.) JESSICA BIEL

What is it about Jessica Biel? Guys, help me out here to pinpoint it. But whatever it is, it was enough to land her at the No. 3 spot. Congrats Jessica Biel, congrats.

2.) VANESSA HUDGENS

It's official. Vanessa Hudgens is well past the legal age of consent. Check it out for yourself http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanessa_hudgens. She's 5'3 of pure exoticness and shows great potential to remain high in the list of bombshells for years to come.
Next time you hear somebody ask "Who's Kim Kardashian"? just say she's that girl that looks like Vanessa Hudgens...... but on crack.



1.) ANGELINA JOLIE

Do I even gotta write anything?

Seriously.

IN ECONOMIC NEWS

Aight. I was watching some coverage on the Automaker Bailout last night during my graveyard shift and I was in awe. These 3 CEOs were pretty damn arrogant. Now I fully understand the repercussions America will feel if the "BIG 3" go under but they could at LEAST look legit in their "begging" of American taxpayers. Congress grilled them on their arrival to the hearing in luxury private jets. The jets cost $20,000 a pop (round trip) as compared to the $288.00 round trip ticket in a coach seat. Lol. One of the congressmen even went as far as to read out each CEO's annual salary and ask if they'd be willing to lower that salary to just $1... in good faith to show the American public that they're committed to solving this financial crisis. Each CEO basically answered "no"......but just really sugar coated it. When asked straight up if $25 Billion would ABSOLUTELY be enough to end this crisis, CEO Alan Mulally blunted stated that if it wasn't........they basically would come back and ask for more. Alan Mulally will make $35 Million dollars this year alone, not including stocks and additional incentives.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT TO BIG C!

Casey is a best friend of mine that I've known for about 15 years. Although you might know him as LONGHORNTROOP. I grew up with this guy and have been through damn nearly EVERYTHING with him. Well his birthday just passed and I'd figure I show some Birthday love on the site. So I hope your day was all that and I'll see your ass December 23rd for our annual reunion.

GARY PAYTON AND DMX

NOT SINCE THE DAYS OF GARY PAYTON HAS THERE BEEN SUCH CLOSE RESEMBLANCES BETWEEN NBA PLAYERS AND THE REST OF THE WORLD. WELL THOSE DAYS ARE UPON US AGAIN. I PRESENT TO YOU 3 POINTLESS (BUT NOTABLE) SIMILARITIES BETWEEN A FEW NBA PLAYERS AND HOLLYWOOD LAND.

RODNEY STUCKEY AND 50 CENT

LAMAR ODOM AND BERNARD HOPKINS

PAU GASOL AND BIG BIRD

IF I LEFT ANYONE OUT, LEMME KNOW!

WHO DO YOU THINK I LEFT OUT????

Got some good feedback on the OVERRATED list......so much appreciation people. Y'all slipped in some names that you thought should have made that list and I'm in definite agreement with 2 of them. So directly to the RIGHT of this post is a 'POLL-slash-SURVEY' where you people can vote as to who should be thrown up on "THE TOP 10 OVERRATED HOTTIES" list.

j.LO

PAM ANDERSON

MEGAN FOX

PLACE YOUR VOTES............
MANY MORE TOP 10's COMING SOON!

THE TOP 10 MOST OVERRATED "HOTTIES"

With so many lists to compose I figure I better get a jump on it. I wanted to start off with a topic not TOO serious so I decided to go with the ever popular WOMEN topic. Now women as a "topic" can be broken down into SEVERAL categories and lists.....but I'm going to go with the unconventional "TOP TEN OVERRATED WOMEN" list. Needless to say, when I say "overrated" I'm referring to their appearance and overall "physical status/rank" within the entertainment industry. You may think I'm going a lil hard on them but I'm just saying what needs to be said.

So......without further delay, I present to you number:

10.) TILA TEQUILA

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
Tila, whose real name is 'Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen', is petite but not in a "good" way. Usually when a girl lacks a figure (Basement and Balcony) they are GOLDEN in the face area. Not so with Tila. It's like E.T. and Sam Cassell went out for a dinner and a movie...... engaged in intercourse......and out came Tila Tequila.



9.) KELLY RIPA

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
Kelly is the co-host of Regis and Kelly and the poster child for soccer moms everywhere. She rules the Tide marketing campaign with her commercials and seemed to have earned the label of MILF. LOL....I.....THINK.....NOT. Simply put, she's got the Chihuahua face thing going on and seems to only be able to go from pasty white to bright red tanned.




8.) Penelope Cruz

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
They don't even let this dumb chick talk anymore when she does commercials. She's been an American actress for HOW MANY years!!?? Learn the fucking language already! You're eyebrows are almost as thick as you're nauseating accent.



7.) HALLE BERRY

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
The nude scene in Swordfish? Nope. The sex scene in Monster's Ball? Negative. There is just NOTHING this chick can do to convince me that she is ANYWHERE near above average when it comes to looks. And that Academy Award speech she gave.....god damn! Throw in her inability to drive and she's lucky she's even at No. 7.



6.) JESSICA SIMPSON

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
Is she stacked? Yes. Does that make her "HOT", absolutely not. From her ridiculous "man jaw" to her hideous smile, I'm clueless as to when it became okay to call Jessica Simpson "HOT". Buffalo wings anyone?



5.) Cameron Diaz

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
The Mask was made over a decade ago and that's precisely when this chick stopped being "HOT". WTF was Justin Timberlake thinking? If you've seen her in Any Given Sunday, then you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about. She's just old and gross....plain and simple.



4.) Alicia Keys

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
Tight stomach and that's where it ends with this broad. I take that back, the girl can sing no doubt. And THAT's where it ends. From her clothes, to her man voice...... to her lanky, curveLESS body its just too much to overlook. She reminds me of this dood I used to ball it up with in the park, even more when she rocks the braids. Nuff said.



3.) Britney Spears

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
Whenever I come across a debate with a friend about the so called "HOTNESS" of a star, I will unleash my "Any Chick At The Mall" comparison. Some dipshit comes at me trying to "explain" why Britney Spears is "HOT" and I'll inform him that I can go to ANY local mall and find at LEAST one female that is "HOTTER" than Britney Spears. Consider all 10 of these women to fit my "Any Chick At The Mall" gauge. Britney Spears is the most "average" girl on this list. She's not ugly but she's not "HOT", not by a longshot. But her popularity alone explains why she is so high on this list.



2.) Paris Hilton

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
This skinny bitch needs to eat a burger or some shit. Once I see some spine on a female, that's it! Pointy nose, pointy chin and ZERO curves makes for a slam dunk case as to why this idiot is No. 2. Factor in her bottomless bank account, lack of contribution to society and obliviousness to reality, Paris Hilton is 5'8 of absolute NOTHINGNESS.



1.) Lindsay Lohan

REASON WHY SHE'S OVERRATED:
Some things in life just cannot be explained. Lindsay Lohan is one of those things. People, WHAT THE FUCK is up with this bitch?! She's ugly, no she's FUGLY and Maxim keeps putting her disgusting ass in their 'Hottest 100'. From her frog voice to the phenomenal amount of freckles over her ENTIRE body, it just doesn't end with this beast. And to top shit off, even her Hollywood peers proclaim her to be a stupid, self absorbed bitch. Now you know you've hit rock bottom when Hollywood turns it's back on you.

I don't use the word "hate" very often because I find it to be a strong word. Well let the record show that I fuckin LOATHE Lindsay Lohan. She represents ALL that is evil in this world. The site of her aggravates my stomach and gives me a headache. Now if you will excuse me, I need to go pop some Excedrin, chug some Pepto and take a nap.






So there it is people. I hope this stirs up some laughs and plenty of feedback. Get at me.

HEY!...GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!

Consider this entry unplanned and provoked.

What is the god damn deal with truck drivers driving in the fast lane....but only going between 60 and 62 M.P.H.??? I used to manage a 24 Hr. restaurant and I would have endless conversations with truck drivers. And one thing THEY all used to gripe about was "civilian" drivers clogging up the left lane. One guy would always say...."If you wanna get somewhere fast, all you gotta do is get behind a truck driver"........BULLshit! You dumbfucks all block the fuckin freeway, driving side by side, blocking 3 lanes at once and all going at a lighting speed of 60 M.P.H. Seriously.........you got dozens of cars behind you and the next fuckin car in front of you is about a quarter of a mile ahead of you. Who the fuck does this?

Until you dipshits get your act together, you can count on my ass switching lanes, speeding up and cutting your asses off. AND I'll prolly end up braking too, knowing my vengeful ass. So expect to downshift until i decide to get off the damn freeway.

You're not driving Optimus Prime assholes!!!

LIFE IS NOTHING MORE THAN LISTS OF TOP 10'S

I love to debate about shit. I love to hear other people's points of view, especially if they are walking down a different path than me. Recently, I've noticed that itemizing and prioritizing my likes, dislikes, views and opinions is a GREAT way to get people to have a better understanding of who I am.....and it's also a great way to PISS people off too. Lol. A Top 10 list can easily get you 10 or 20 comments on your post these days, which often leads to the creation of other posts and thus, furthers the deabte. And that's why we're on here right?...to discuss, communicate and exchange thoughts on anything and everything. So thanks to some conversations that I've had recently with my girl Rachel, and my boys Dame and Tito...I've decided to begin releasing some Top 10 lists. These lists will cover topics like music, movies, sports, woman, history, politics and basically anything i find relevant, interesting or remotely funny. So I hope you guys enjoy the lists and I'm hoping it will generate some serious convo..... and perhaps inspire y'all to come up with your own TOP 10's.